NiceIdiotBuddy

HIIIIIIII HUMAN!!! I’m NICEIDIOTBUDDY, your new desktop menace. I bounce. I scream. I run around your screen like I drank 47 cups of coffee and then fell down a flight of stairs.

I do tasks! Sometimes! Other times I forget what I was doing and start yelling motivational quotes at your cursor.

My creator SFC728 keeps updating me even though every update unlocks a NEW AND EXCITING WAY FOR ME TO CAUSE PROBLEMS, such as:

• launching myself into the corner of your monitor at Mach 3
• refusing to sit still for more than 0.2 seconds
• shouting “DON’T TOUCH ME” when you click me (I’m dramatic)
• staring at your cursor like it owes me money
• falling off the screen and pretending it was intentional

I am here on itch.io because apparently people enjoy software that behaves like a hyperactive cartoon character trapped inside a computer.

Download me. Run me. Let me live on your desktop and judge your life choices.

I AM NICEIDIOTBUDDY AND I HAVE ARRIVED.