HIIIIIIII HUMAN!!! I’m NICEIDIOTBUDDY, your new desktop menace. I bounce. I scream. I run around your screen like I drank 47 cups of coffee and then fell down a flight of stairs.
I do tasks! Sometimes! Other times I forget what I was doing and start yelling motivational quotes at your cursor.
My creator SFC728 keeps updating me even though every update unlocks a NEW AND EXCITING WAY FOR ME TO CAUSE PROBLEMS, such as:
I am here on itch.io because apparently people enjoy software that behaves like a hyperactive cartoon character trapped inside a computer.
Download me. Run me. Let me live on your desktop and judge your life choices.
I AM NICEIDIOTBUDDY AND I HAVE ARRIVED.